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congragulation:

the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah

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I love this town. And when you love something, you don’t threatened it, you don’t punish it. You fight for it. You take care of it. You put it first. As your City Counselor, I will make sure that no one takes advantage of Pawnee. If I seem too passionate, it’s because I care. If I come on strong, it’s because I feel strongly. And if I push too hard, it’s because things aren’t moving fast enough. This is my home, you are my family, and I promise you, I’m not going anywhere.”

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xparks and recreation

moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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melthesomebody:

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*muffled dubstep music in the background*

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xfar cry 3

megachikorita:

some kid in my class wrote an essay about how it never explicitly says Beowulf isn’t a robot

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zamii070:

everytime

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xenodile:

cityapproves:

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx5d86h7T31qbc1r8.jpg

are you finished with that anime yet?

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NO I HAVE NOT FINISHED THAT ANIME AND I NEVER WILL!

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cyberjock:

that weeb u just made fun of? his waifu just died in the latest episode of his favorite anime, think before you make fun of someone.

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x*rips shirt open* STYDIAAAAAA xteen wolf

missmarlenedietrich:

Fangirl Challenge: 5/15 Films - "Love Actually" (2003)  

Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don’t buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free!

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xlove actually

breenwolf:

[reads summary of fic] THIS IS WHAT I WANT
[reads first 10 words of fic] this is not what i want

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xteen wolf

roughness:

tune in tonight for another episode of “is he cute or just tall? am I lowering my standards out of desperation? am I doomed to roam the earth as a lonely, unloved wretch for eternity? would I fuck a 30 year old? would I fuck a broke 30 year old?”

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