rocknrollercoaster:

turns ons:

  • touchin my butt
  • touchin ur butt

turn offs:

  • no butt touchin
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Confessions from Dylan O’Brien About His Role in ‘The Maze Runner’—Teen Vogue: All Access

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xdylan obrien xgoodbye friends i am gone

usbdongle:

*re-reads sex chapter of fanfiction over breakfast cereal like it’s the morning paper*

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disaffecting:

can you just like

                                                                                             not

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mossgoth:

good news, everyone: dogs

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congragulation:

the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah

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I love this town. And when you love something, you don’t threatened it, you don’t punish it. You fight for it. You take care of it. You put it first. As your City Counselor, I will make sure that no one takes advantage of Pawnee. If I seem too passionate, it’s because I care. If I come on strong, it’s because I feel strongly. And if I push too hard, it’s because things aren’t moving fast enough. This is my home, you are my family, and I promise you, I’m not going anywhere.”

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xparks and recreation

moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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melthesomebody:

image

*muffled dubstep music in the background*

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xfar cry 3

megachikorita:

some kid in my class wrote an essay about how it never explicitly says Beowulf isn’t a robot

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zamii070:

everytime

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xenodile:

cityapproves:

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx5d86h7T31qbc1r8.jpg

are you finished with that anime yet?

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NO I HAVE NOT FINISHED THAT ANIME AND I NEVER WILL!

reblogged 2 days ago @ 29 Sep 2014 with 76,761 notes via/source

cyberjock:

that weeb u just made fun of? his waifu just died in the latest episode of his favorite anime, think before you make fun of someone.

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