Amonkira. Lord of Hunters. Grant that my hands be steady, my aim be true, and my feet swift. And should the worst come to pass, grant me forgiveness.
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human-s0uls:

mom driving her kid to warped tour

human-s0uls:

mom driving her kid to warped tour

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ladystilts:

This is the kind of boyfriend I need.

(Source: bradbury-charlie)

catsbeaversandducks:

Happy Easter!

ive been on a female-fronted metal band kick and i dont know why but i also found out that i dont care because these girls are blowing my tits off

cammyjb:

*Puts 1,3-difourylbenzene between teeth*

It’s metafour.

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jrdyn:

honestly what the hell

(Source: vinegod)

how to pick up CHICKS!!

eggeworth:

  • cup your hands around them protectively
  • lift them from the ground
  • gently kiss their fuzzy heads
  • say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
  • peep peep

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that-leftycurse:

2014 Recipe For A Good Marvel Film:

Take one hot guy named Chris and add a talking raccoon with a gun.

egberts:

too much razzle dazzle

egberts:

too much razzle dazzle

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queerhound:

gender-wizard:

O O O O O F F COA UR S E ITT S S AN ARRRNGE E E I juS T TOOO L L D YOU IT S AN AR RRN G E

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..: confirm psychological profile 

> SOLE SURVIVOR 

felcieinfangirlland:

wake up, Stiles, wake up

(Source: robotvagina)

patzkrieg:

patzkrieg:

SOMEONE FUCKIN LEFT A HARDCORE HENTAI DVD IN OUR APPLIANCE CENTER IM IN DISBELIEF AND IN LAUGHING

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SO WILL THAT BE PAID TO ME IN CASH OR CREDIT ANON?